Happiness is a burning gun…

by alphamonkey on December 15, 2003 · 0 comments

in Stupid People

I don’t know if everyone is familiar with the Ceasefire group’s PSA campaign against gun violence, but this afternoon I saw a bus with one of those big airbrushed gun PSAs on it. At the very bottom it read ”Felons who use guns will burn five years in prison

Now that’s eXXXtreme justice! Does that mean once you get to prison the guards set you on fire for five years straight? That’s fucking hardcore. Now, I’m sure some willy-nilly, weak-willed liberals will talk about ‘cruel and unusual punishment’, but you have to admit…that must make for some kick-ass yard fights.

Just a thought.

(as a sidenote…the Ceasefire link goes to the Pennsylvania branch. Apparently the MO branch doesn’t know HTML.  Click on the ‘Humor’ link for a taste of CFPA’s comedy goldmine of gun-violence jokes.)

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