by The Good Reverend on January 28, 2004 · 0 comments

in Announcements,Stupid People

DO NOT EVER, EVER… EVER blaspheme Britney Spears nipples again, you sacrilegious bastard! {gulp}… bought you a present for your birthday.  I hear Volume 3 is their best work yet.  It’s got the polyphonic drum solo from “In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida” as well as some Dexy’s Midnight Runners B-sides.  I can take it back and get you something else.. yeah.. I think I’ll take it back.

So, if I only use my phone on vibrate as a portable “scrotal masseuse”, am I still on your death list?

And, to quickly bring the cell phone topic to a close, let me just say that I find lots of similarities between cellphones and Nazis.  Yep, Nazis, bitch.

Btw all, Aaron works in retail.  And he secretly despises you…. ok, not so secretly.

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