This news from local6.
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — A man in West Palm Beach, Fla., faces charges after he was caught sexually assaulting a neighbor’s dog, according to Palm Beach County deputies. Officials said William McPhillips, 50, a registered sex offender, sexually assaulted a young mixed-breed dog (pictured, left), according to WPBF- TV. A caretaker at McPhillips’ group home saw the attack, deputies said. “(McPhillips) noticed he was being watched,” Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Deputy Cassie Kovacs told the station. “He covered himself with a sheet, and then the dog got away, and then she saw (McPhillips) masturbating himself.” Kovacs said McPhillips (pictured, far right) was allegedly sodomizing the dog with a spoon, and the dog was yelping in pain.
I’m going to say what all of you are thinking right now: Any young mixed-breed dog that wears that kind of collar and struts herself around like that is just asking for it. I mean come on.. it’s always the man’s fault? Please.
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