February 2004

Lazy Editors

by Davion on February 28, 2004 · 0 comments

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I don’t know about you guys, but this editorial might need a bit of an adjustment


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Your WTF news moment

by Davion on February 28, 2004 · 0 comments

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Explore the sensual contours of Earth’s body
It was all hunky dory, until I started seeing images like this in her gallery.

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Dog Day Afternoon

by Davion on February 28, 2004 · 0 comments

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After chase, large guy brandishes a tiny dog.
The fiend attacked the cop with his French Poodle.
Ok if you’re swinging a German Shepard at someone it’s one thing, but a French poodle?
Like anything French scares people.

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Best Check your Chick

by Davion on February 28, 2004 · 0 comments

in Sexuality

2nd reason found to check woman’s ring finger
Better check your woman out.

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Bow down! Bow down

by alphamonkey on February 28, 2004 · 0 comments

in Miscellany

Bow down! Bow down before the unparalleled rock goodness that is THE DARKNESS.

I’m going to have to go back and kick “Permission to Land” to the #2 spot for Best Albums of 2003.

Holy mother monkey….this is good rock n’ roll.

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A Small Clarification

by alphamonkey on February 27, 2004 · 0 comments

in Politics

After my recent tirade concerning gay marriage, I received some e-mail about my apparent disregard for Woman/Woman marriages. A note of clarification: We here at Transbuddha love the ladies. And we certainly love the ladies loving other ladies. So have at it! We’re behind* lesbian marriage 100%

(*Behind meaning hidden in the closet with a Super 8 camera)

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The big headlines this week are not that more soldiers are dying in Iraq, or that we’ve finally found Osama bin Laden. Hell, they’re not even about my recent adventure among the primitive-but-caring people of the Moon, and our fight to keep the evil hug-hating SourFace People of Saturn from destroying the Rainbow Bridge of Friendship. Nope..all the papers and pundits are a’talking about GAY MARRIAGE. (And the new movie where Jesus fights the English to free the Scots while his partner keeps complaining about how he’s ”too old for this shit“ and is 4 minutes from retiring.)

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WTF

by The Good Reverend on February 27, 2004 · 0 comments

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Umm.. this article goes in my “What the fuck?” file. Alien fetus? Discarded prop from a Tool video? You be the judge!

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God I love the internet.  Davion, you’re finally going to see what it looks like when a woman has an orgasm!

Open casting call! If you are hot, female, and between the ages of 18 and 35, I want to make you a star! smile

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Alphamonkey, you’re sick!

by Davion on February 27, 2004 · 0 comments

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Aaron! I want my Barbie Doll Back!
Barbie-wielding man stalking neighborhood

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