After 43 years, Barbie realizes

by alphamonkey on February 12, 2004 · 0 comments

in Miscellany

After 43 years, Barbie realizes she’s dating an intensely closeted gay man and promptly dumps Ken.

Finally, Barbie will be just as skanked out as the girls that are buying her. In celebration of her newly single status, ‘Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan’.

The world mourns.

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