Courtney Love: America’s finest source

by alphamonkey on February 12, 2004 · 0 comments

in Miscellany

Courtney Love: America’s finest source of Comedy Gold.

From the article:

The day after a bench warrant was issued for her failure to appear in court, Courtney Love called Howard Stern’s radio show Thursday morning (February 12) to explain her behavior.

In a rambling, sometimes incoherent and apparently unscheduled conversation with the shock jock on his nationally syndicated program, the former Hole singer ranted about money, drugs and sex, while Stern tried to advise her about how to handle herself in court.

“The reason I called,” Love said, “was that I thought I knew evil. But I didn’t know its capacity. The greed out there is outrageous.”

How about some more comedy gems from America’s Fame Leeching Sweetheart?

“What have I done? Other than be a woman who owns stuff and is proud of it and is arrogant about it?” she asked. “Why isn’t the government supporting me? The DA has got it in for me and I don’t know why. My house is bugged.”

“OxyContin is such the buzz word of the day. It’s just Percocet without the aspirin in it,” Love said. “I certainly take it with a doctor’s guidance, a small amount when I’m in pain. You’re not the boss of me. Let’s let the doctors decide.”

“I didn’t throw any rocks at the window. I kicked in the door because I didn’t have the key!” she insisted. “It’s my house! How would you like it? A kick in the door and you lose your kid, over nothing? Over an Ambien and some pills?”

You just can’t make this stuff up, folks. Thankfully, nature (and the media) provides us with all the retarded celebrity behavior we can handle.

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