All bow down and bless the AP wire!
Why? Because it brings us stories like this one:
Govt hands out toilet porn
From correspondents in Hong Komg
February 17, 2004
A HONG Kong family got more than they bargained for when they switched on what was supposed to be a government DVD on oral hygiene but turned out to be a porn film, reports said.
Instead of helpful hints on keeping healthy teeth, the family of the civil servant surnamed Wong were horrified to see close-up shots of naked young women urinating in toilets, The Sun reported.
The opening title to the film read: “Unfold the secrets of girls urinating.”
Wong was given the disk as a promotional gift when he bought a tube of toothpaste in a shopping centre in Hong Kong’s Kowloon district.
It was among 60,000 the government’s Department of Health had distributed to clinics and stores to be handed out free to promote better oral hygiene.
The Health Department said it was investigating the case.
You know, if you life is so damn dull that you would willingly watch a government film on oral hygiene, you probably need a little porn in your life.