Rockin’ to the Potty!

by alphamonkey on February 17, 2004 · 0 comments

in Stupid People

From the AP Wire:

Music Videos Get Toddlers Ready To `Potty’

Titled “I Gotta Go!,” the disc from Chicago mom Vicki Esralew contains tunes made to motivate diaper-wearing toddlers to use the toilet.

Among the tracks is a reggae-style number called “Pull Down, Pull On” which is supposed to inspire kids to sit on the pot with lyrics like “Bye bye diapers/ Hello fun/ I can potty by myself/ No help from no one.”

Another tune, “I Have the Power,” motivates with verses like “I didn’t know if I’d ever be ready/ Then one day I said `you know it’s time to change my ways’/ The time seemed right/ I’d seen the light/ Now I’m ready for drier days.”

Then there’s “I’m A Hottie For The Potty,” in which a children’s chorus warbles, “I’m a hottie for the potty/ And I want you all to know/ I can do it — nothin’ to it/ When I really have to go.”

The DVD/CD package hits U.S. stores this week.

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