XXXtreme sports at their finest!

by alphamonkey on February 11, 2004 · 0 comments

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XXXtreme sports at their finest!

Sims Snowboards is releasing a series of snowboards featuring the “stars” of Vivid Video. Vivid, for those of you unfamiliar with the sordid and sassy world of pornography (meaning no one who has ever been on the internet), makes adult movies. That’s right, adult movies. That means movies about taxes, child-rearing, employment woes, home-ownership, and fucking. Well, just fucking really. Which is totally what you want on your ripping board when you’re tearing up the slopes!

The Fader series boards have been so popular that dealers are unable to keep them in stock. Thank god the over-priced world of Ebay has taken up the call!

Of course, this has provided ample fodder for many a local area news broadcast. Because god forbid that snowboarders think about sex or find out that girls have boobs. I mean what would happen if these normally chaste, teetotalling kids were exposed to the awful world of hardcore porn? Why, they’d probably start doing drugs, having sex, and bad-mouthing the government! Oh wait….

I mean Jeez, I’ve seen racier Sears Sunday flyers…
Apparently there are X-rated versions available, but I’ll be damned if I can find a pic of one…

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