Four Life Lessons I learned from the Season Opener of the Sopranos:
1. Steve Buscemi is a FOX!
2. Don’t fuck with Robert Loggia. Ever.
3. Nothing brings together bickering friends like the senseless murder of an immigrant waiter over a 1% tip.
4. After being called an immoral thug by the psychiatrist you want to lay the Sex Bomb on, the only thing that will make you feel better is killing a fucking bear.