Only in America

by The Good Reverend on March 4, 2004 · 0 comments

in Sexuality,Stupid People

Only in fucking America:  Girl Scout cookies, and troops, crumble in Texas

Okay, first of all, let’s consider the name of the people who started the whole fiasco:  Pro-Life Waco.  That’s right.  Let’s imagine Batshit Behavior as a universe unto itself.  In this universe, we can represent points on a Cartesian plane, just like in our universe.  Now, we shall put the continuum of fucked up, batshit crazy people on the X-axis.  On the Y-axis we put fucked up, batshit crazy places.  Fucking Pro-Life Waco is the nexus of this universe, a gravity-warping singularity of apeshit, rationality-defying stupidity from which no rational thought can escape.

The Crawford mothers are forming their own girls organization and will use a Christian-based curriculum. Beth Vivio, director of the Bluebonnett Council, declined to say if parents in any other troops had taken their daughters out…

?Our girls have been through a lot these past three weeks,? said Jennifer Smith, who quit as leader of Girl Scout Troop 7527 and removed her daughter. ?After I told my 10-year-old daughter that they are supporting some things that are not morally right, she understood.?

Thank God we have upstanding Christian mothers around to keep their children in the dark about human sexuality.  I mean, we have to look no further than the Catholic Church to realize the benefits to be gained from repressed sexuality.

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