For the trivially challenged out there, Tonya Harding is famous for having her husband’s pal knee-cap Nancy Kerrigan, and for having the second least sexy porn movie ever. (Sorry Tonya, cellphone answering, raccoon eyed Paris Hilton wins that one.) Oh yah…and she kicked the shiznit out of Paula Jones in a not-so-foxy boxing match.
Well, she just got signed to a HOCKEY TEAM.
“As far as I’m concerned, Tonya represents the best of both worlds—she’s already a world-class skater and a professional boxer to boot. Some people have questioned our toughness this season and I intend to put an end to that this Friday.” – Indianapolis Ice General Manager Larry Linde