Hate Equality

by alphamonkey on April 20, 2004 · 3 comments

in News

The Egyptian president claimed today that Arabs hate Americans more than ever due to the invasion of Iraq, Israel’s assinations as of late, and our country’s arrogance to the rest of the world.

Arabs hate you

I’ve given this a lot of thought and I’ve decided that this “hate” has unbalanced the world’s social environment. This is a huge problem… I mean, since the beginnings of time we have had the comfort of knowing there was equality in hate. What would the Indians do with out the cowboys hating them back? How ‘bout the French and the Spaniards? The hindus and the muslims? For god’s (praise allah) sake man, what would the Globetrotters do if the Washington Generals refused to hate them back. I know… I’m painting a pretty dark picture here.

We can make a difference… Save the world. Hate Arabs.

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  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    My own personal mantra has always been: I hate what you hate and I hate you. You sir, are to be commended for your brave stand for equal hate. Kudos, I say. Kudos, to you.

  • Aymans_cat

    This is about as funny as my co-workers asking me, “where did you park your camel?” After getting harrassed for months and eventually fired, I’ve got to tell you that I find nothing funny in “hating Arabs”.

    Egyptians, by the way, are not park of the Arabian pennisula, so they are truly North Africans.  They even get to mark “Caucasian” on forms!

    And, while we’re at it, Egyptians hate their undemocratic president.  But, they don’t hate you.  Hate is too important of an emotion to waste on someone you don’t even like.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I’m sorry, you might want to go back and re-read that without your anti-satire glasses. 

    Say it with me: “Humor site”

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