Bush receives doctorate.. we are in the End Times

by The Good Reverend on May 25, 2004 · 6 comments

in Politics,Stupid People

This pic and caption from msnbc..

President Bush received an honorary doctorate from Louisiana State University during commencement exercises last week

If doctorates were a tradeable stock, their value just plummeted to somewhere around junk bond status.  Note the vacuous look on his face.  I swear, I think I lost a couple IQ points just looking at him.  Medusa’s gaze turned men to stone.  Bush’s turns men into vegetables.

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    Dick, I think I have this thing on backwards.  I can’t find my fly.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    There you are Mr. President, all zipped up.

    I have to go potty!

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    Doctorate?  Oh, man, I blacked out for four years again.  Dude, I had this crazy dream about being President.

  • http://www.jalopyjournal.com Harvestor of Bondo

    I could make a comment here about Star Wars cutouts, open spaces, and intelligence but I’ll refrain… Just too easy.

    If the man is as stupid as his opposition says he is, he has to be the luckiest fucker ever.

    Kerry, on the other hand, must be very unlucky. I mean he is brilliant, right?

    Liberals are followers. Weak. Scared. Pussies. The only punk rock movement left is the communist one – I vote for a RED AMERICA!

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    Evolution: Shot Full of Holes?  Man that sucks, Jesus only had 3

  • http://www.jalopyjournal.com Harvestor of Bondo

    Begged? Bitched? Pleaded? No, some short little asian guy forced me into it.

    I’d post more, but I’m afraid I might come across as a militant serial killer. I’ll come out slowly…

    As for the cutout, I just learned of the performance the other day and I must say – well done homeboy… I’m thinking of ending my stay here in a similar manner.

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