Oh….sweet, creamy Jesus…

by alphamonkey on May 4, 2004 · 4 comments

in Announcements

Good Reverend: (and everyone else for that matter)read the shit out of this review of Torque.  I’m telling you, Babaloo…this will be the greatest cinematic experience of your lifetime. Saturday: It’s ON. Ring my bananphone!

the greatest film of ALL TIME

Folks, there’s no guarantee that your feeble minds will survive this exposure to such raw, unfiltered genius.  But regardless of the cost to your sight, senses, or sanity…you MUST see this film.  Let’s show the world that we’re no cinematic sissies! If you don’t rent this movie, the terrorists have already won. 

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    If you can only read one review this year, read “Nunziata’s Torque.”

  • LordStrange

    A moving staring a leather clad ass like that can’t be all bad… can it?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Yah..that Martin Henderson is fucking HOT

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    So who’s gonna buy the DVD?  I’ll get the beer!  Paaaaaaaaaaaaarty!

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