What Does Jesus Love More Than You?

by alphamonkey on May 4, 2004 · 4 comments

in Sci-Tech,Stupid People

Ferocious Dinosaurs, that’s what…

Jesus looks at his most beloved creation

Tired of all the scientific mumbo-jumbo and blasphemy that gets sprouted at such low-class institutions like ‘museums’, or ‘science class’? Do you want to go to a place where you can combine your love of the Lord with your need to somehow fit dinosaurs into the Bible? Wow…have we got just the place! (New York Times)

Yes, some God loving Christians have decided to open up a Creationist Dinosaur Amusement Park!  (Here’s a fun game: Find three things wrong with that last sentence!) Why? Because they’re sick and tired of being bombarded with ridiculous notions like evolution, extinction, and free thinking.

Here’s some choice quotes from the article:

“My kids kept recognizing flaws in the presentation,” said Mrs. Passmore, of Jackson, Ala. “You know — the whole `millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth’ thing.”

“There are a lot of creationists that are really smart and debate the intellectuals, but the kids are bored after five minutes,” said Mr. Hovind, who looks boyish at 51 and talks fast. “You’re missing 98 percent of the population if you only go the intellectual route.”

It’s the End Times! Everybody booze up and RIOT!

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    “You’re missing 98 percent of the population if you only go the intellectual route.”

    Yes, shame on those damn liberal academics who expect you to read books and understand logic.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Hey..this ain’t Shakespeare…let’s use words we can ALL understand. (I missed everything after ‘Yes&#8217wink

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    Sorry, let me try again.

    Them high falutin’ folks at the big school think they’s better than us cuz they got all that fancy learnin’.  Hell, I ain’t never done read a book with no pictures in it, but Momma says I’m jes fine.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    Dinosaurs in the bible……..hmmm I must have an edited edition, I don’t remember that part.  Now were they on Noah’s Ark?  And just how big was the ark if you had two of every dinosaur on board?  And why did Noah need two of every animal?  Don’t some animals live in the water, and therefore be able to not only survive a flood but perhaps even enjoy it?

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