Ferocious Dinosaurs, that’s what…
Tired of all the scientific mumbo-jumbo and blasphemy that gets sprouted at such low-class institutions like ‘museums’, or ‘science class’? Do you want to go to a place where you can combine your love of the Lord with your need to somehow fit dinosaurs into the Bible? Wow…have we got just the place! (New York Times)
Yes, some God loving Christians have decided to open up a Creationist Dinosaur Amusement Park! (Here’s a fun game: Find three things wrong with that last sentence!) Why? Because they’re sick and tired of being bombarded with ridiculous notions like evolution, extinction, and free thinking.
Here’s some choice quotes from the article:
“My kids kept recognizing flaws in the presentation,” said Mrs. Passmore, of Jackson, Ala. “You know â€” the whole `millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth’ thing.”
“There are a lot of creationists that are really smart and debate the intellectuals, but the kids are bored after five minutes,” said Mr. Hovind, who looks boyish at 51 and talks fast. “You’re missing 98 percent of the population if you only go the intellectual route.”
It’s the End Times! Everybody booze up and RIOT!