June 2004

The tears of a clown

by alphamonkey on June 30, 2004 · 0 comments

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a sad, sad day indeed


This is your life.

by alphamonkey on June 30, 2004 · 1 comment

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If you’re anything like everyone else, you firmly believe that your generation’s cultural achievments represent the zenith of human endeavor. And if you’re anything like me, you know that the zenith occurred between 1979 and 1988. Thankfully, Retro Junk is there to validate that opinon.

Where else can you find the Care Bears theme song in MP3 format or eerie Underoos commecials for your enjoyment? Take a minute of of your day and remember why the Fraggle Rock themesong was so damn kick-ass.  And how can anyone forget the Chuck Norris Karate Commandos theme? Be sure to rekindle those vaguely uncomfortable erotic sensations with the She-Ra theme. 

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A quick note

by alphamonkey on June 30, 2004 · 2 comments

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Spider-Man: 2 was aweeeeeeeeeeeeeesome!Ah, hell yah




Granted, I’ve posted on this intraweb thing that “Torque” may well be the greatest cinematic acheivement mankind has ever produced, but don’t think for a minute that somehow negates the awesomeness of Spider-Man 2.  Shadowstalker, Zolarczakl, and I all agreed that it was exponentially better than the first, and that’s no small achievement.

Go! Go now!


Ninjas: Real Ultimate Power

by alphamonkey on June 29, 2004 · 1 comment

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I’m taking this time to tell you about the greatest website in all Creation. So you’d best pay attention.

Behold! The Official Ninja Homepage!

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We here at Transbuddha try to enlighten as well as entertain. As such, click the link below for a site that many of you will find to be an invaluable tool in negotiating the hazards of everyday life. scissors!

Yes, it’s the handy guide for “Jamming a Pair of Scissors Repeatedly into Your Crotch”!



Due to probate litigations involving a porn empire owned by a now deceased propietor, the government of Jackson County now officially owns Erotic City, according to this article.  My favorite quote from the story:  “Now a judge signs off on major decisions involving the sex-themed mini-mall that Boone built.”

Judge: “In re Docket #534998-b Erotic City half-price lapdance Thursdays v. 2-for-1 private show Fridays, the court finds in favor of lapdance Thursdays.”


I don’t know about you, but I spent a goodly chunk of my childhood in the laser-encrusted, but never fatal, arms of the G.I. Joe cartoon. And now the folks at Fensler Films have made them all the more beautiful. Scout!

Because their site is almost unnaturally slow right now, I’ve included the entire series right here for your enjoyment!

01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25


Unfortunately, it’s for Medicare.(from the article)

WASHINGTON – The Bush administration will give “50,000 lucky individuals” chosen in a lottery up to a 16-month jump on Medicare prescription drug coverage, paying for costly medications for cancer and other illnesses this year


That doesn’t sound so bad until you realize that no one else will get those benefits until 2006.

Wendy Selig, vice president for legislative affairs for the American Cancer Society (news – web sites), said some coverage is better than none. “It’s clearly not going to meet the needs of every person who may be eligible. Then again, Congress didn’t give them the authority to go out and do that so we can’t hold them responsible,” she said, referring to Medicare.

The American Society for Clinical Oncology, an organization of cancer doctors, has said that because of the limits, the program “will have a minimal impact on people with cancer” until 2006.

What’s the Bush Administration’s response? Boo-fucking-hoo. Or to be exact: 

“Only a cynical pessimist can look at a doughnut and complain about the hole.” – Tommy Thompson (Secretary of Health and Human Services)


The best thing about being a man is avoiding nine months of hosting a parasite.Well no more!  Doctors at the miraculous RYT Hospital are performing an experiment in male pregnancy.  Click here for video, interviews, and more!


The Jesus Thong

by The Good Reverend on June 25, 2004 · 4 comments

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Sometimes a creation comes along that makes you take a moment of pause… that seems to put a fine point on what it means to be human… that makes a grown man weep with joy at how truly far we have come as a species since swinging down from the trees so many millions of years ago…

I give you.. the Jesus Thong:

Talk about kink!  (Thanks to the perverted mind of Briley for the link)