Thought I’d share with you the latest commercial I was in. Do I show it to shamelessly promote myself? Of course. What a silly question.
But more than anything I show it to point out my own flaws for the amusement and ridicule of the masses. You see, I am a white man who happens to have a ghetto booty. I just got the final copy for this commercial back from editing – to my surprise, I found myself upstaged by my own ass. You’ll notice it has a prominent, front-and-center role throughout the commercial – sitting there.. a white-sheeted mass, immovable like fucking Mount Everest – while I am reduced to a bit part at the end.
Now, if I can just get my ass a speaking role, it can apply for a SAG card.