This is an actual patent.. Toilet Snorkel. I think I’d rather just die of the smoke inhalation. At least I could have a little dignity and save the embarrassment of explaining how I stuck a tube in my shitter and breathed that sweet, sweet sewer gas.
What’s additionally humorous about this invention is that it’s really not an invention. When it comes down to it, this invention is really just a flexible tube – about $2 at any hardware store. Nonetheless, I can’t wait for the late-night infomercial on this one. thanks to The Mighty Hodge (now with KungFu grip) for the link.