I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m:
Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth’s crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it’s all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.
It’s good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.
Thanks to Manji the Fiend, from whose site I cribbed this from…