Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

by alphamonkey on June 5, 2004 · 2 comments

in Diversions

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m:

Tom Jones!

Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth’s crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it’s all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.

It’s good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.

What's nu-clear, woah-oh-woah-oh-WOAH-oh
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

Thanks to Manji the Fiend, from whose site I cribbed this from…

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  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    Oh holy hell, I’m “the swiss”. How did that happen? WTF?

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    I’m Gov. Ahnold:

    “Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you’re perhaps an insane joke on God’s part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you’re going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you’ve paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn’t harm you? Are you a real cyborg?

    Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.”

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