July 2004

From the Island of Dr. Moreau files, Russian “scientists” are

regrowing a boy’s penis ON HIS ARM.  Click on Full Article for the pic.

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(found via Plastic)

Last week in Anchorage Alaska, a trial began in which a man is charged with second-degree murder in the deaths of a couple who were killed when his truck crossed a double-yellow line and rammed into them.  The reason for the 2nd Degree charge isn’t that the accused was on his cell-phone, but that he was watching a DVD on a dashboard console while driving.  (Road Trip, according to the prosecutors.) In addition to the DVD player, he also has a Playstation 2 hooked up to the dashboard console.. How’s that for safe driving?


Gay Boyfriend!This has been floating around on teh Intraweb for awhile, and for the life of me I don’t know why I hadn’t posted it before.  Especially as I tend to watch it every couple of days. 

Oh yes, it’s Gay Boyfriend, an insanely catchy number from The Ukes of Hazzard, an appealing band with an equally appealing video.

The gent that produced the video has his own site, Ryan Town, which has the Gay Boyfriend video as well as a host of cool projects he’s worked on.


They don’t make ‘em like they used to (part II).image

Peep Show Archive

Fantastic clips of terrible movies.  Besides the pictured The Hypnotic Eye, I really like the Pink Slip clip of Jill’s First Pad.


They don’t make ‘em like this anymore.

I’m quite partial to the video gallery myself.


imageShe was just a dumb bitch, but the doctors told us she had ADD. They gave her the crazy pill and she became a junky. Her life changed forever after that.

Her brother was smoking PCP one night and decided to shoot me while I was pissing in the field behind my shop. He missed me, so he shot his girlfriend instead… Cracked out chick bleeding everywhere and cops on the way. I tried to get her crack but she was screaming and bleeding and the sirens were getting louder… long story… My cholo buddies saved me in the end.

As you can see, she still has issues….

My bitch

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Some helpful soul sent this my way today.  Yet another way to spend your day actively avoiding real work!

Holy crap, this is addictive. 


Ah yeah...look at those pouty, sexxxy lips. I grock Spock! I grock!One of the better aspects of the 60’s is that it’s almost impossible for someone famous to convince anyone they weren’t on a hundred kinds of drugs on any given day. I mean, all you have to do is look at some of these people’s work credits to see they were obviously whacked out of their skull. I know the first instinct is to point at Bill Shatner’s body of work in the 60’s, but frankly..he’s The Shat, and thereby untouchable.  Leonard Nimoy on the other hand…

Mr. Nimoy one-upped Shatner’s spoken word version of “Rocketman” on the ‘what the fuck’ scale by recording a tribute to Bilbo Baggins.

If that wasn’t enough, he went and made a gawdamn video for it.

And yah, I know it’s an oldie…I just wanted to post it because it’d tweak ZolarCzakl and he can’t respond due to his travels in the vast Amish wastelands of New York City. 


Just because it’s no longer the 4th of July, that doesn’t mean you can’t still have some fun with those little sticks of joy we call ‘firecrackers’. Of course, it helps if your idea of fun isn’t blowing up your own mouth.

(found via Kontraband)

You know you want to

(click image for video / NSFW language)


I’d found this some time ago and I’d kicked myself repeatedly for not remembering the link…

Scotty the Blue BunnyI got no clue, folks. Some kind of New Yawk performance artist… I’m guessing he’s a friend of the Good Reverend’s.

you tell me, folks.