Yesterday, the “Coalition of the Willing” officially reached the 1000th Death mark. When asked for comment, Bush replied, “I told the terrorists once, and I’ll say it again. Bring it, biotch!”
Oh, and according to credible U.S. military sources, the insurgency comprised mostly of completely home-grown Iraqi citizens, is now thought to be four times the previous 5000-member estimation, and not at all interested in a fundamentalist Islamic regime. They just want us to get the hell out. Oh I think they’re going to bring it.