Caption Contest Part Deux: On the Trail of the Assassins

by alphamonkey on July 13, 2004 · 8 comments

in Diversions,Politics

Well, we got some great captions for the Bush photo, so we (alright, I) decided to give it another go using Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.  For those of you folks who participated in the caption game from last week, thanks..and the vote tally should be in by the end of the week…

Get your poison pens ready for Caption Fun: Kerry Style!I'm not gonna hurt'cha Wendy..I'm just gonna bash your fuckin' brains out...

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  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    “It was him, he pawked the caw faw from tha baw”

  • .alphamonkey.

    Movie Style!!!

    Magnolia Edition: “Respect the cock… and tame the cunt. Tame it!!!”

    Roadhouse Edition: “I used to fuck guys like you in prison!”

    Grease Edition: “Now, this car could be system-matic. It could be hydro-matic, ultra-matic. WHY, IT COULD BE GREASED LIGHTING!!!”

    Grease Edition pt 2: “They call me Cha Cha because I’m the best dancer at St. Bernadette’s”

  • .alphamonkey.

    Simpson’s Edition:

    “Schowdair! Say it right! Schowdair!”

  • .alphamonkey.

    “Young man! There’s a place you can go! I said, young man! When you don’t have any dough!”

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    “That’s right George, I’m coming for you, BEYOOCH”

  • Shadow Stalker

    Kerry: Hey, hey, you don’t know me…

    Person tugging on his sleeve (wife?): Please sit down John.

    K: You shut up.  You, hey!  Hey where are you going?  I was, I was talking to you.

    P: Come on, John.

    K: I’m the Democratic Presi, Presidenshul fucking candidate, god damnit!  You say “flop” one more fucking time, and I’ll kick your pussy ass!

  • Shadow Stalker


    As Sen. Kerry watched Leroy, the International Bluebird of Pointless National Conventions, land on his finger, he realized that that bastard Edwards had slipped acid into his coffee again.

  • .alphamonkey.

    “Hey, Mr. Green Party nominee! I got a quote for you: Nader: Uncool at any speed! Boo-yah! That’s how we did back in the ‘Nam, you panty-waist!”

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