by alphamonkey on July 16, 2004 · 3 comments
Yes, our dear Shadow Stalker is, as of 1:00 pm CST, the proud father of a baby boy.
Now you have tangible proof of your sexual activities!!!
Wow! That’s great news! Yay!
You have sucessfully reproduced yourself, haha!
Give my best to your better half, k?
Congrats my friend! Sleep well while you can and keep your energy levels up!
Thanks everybody. I’ll post some real pictures if you promise not to stalk him. Paparazzi make him angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry.
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