Wow…I always thought that perhaps Truck owners had some kind of personal issues, but this guy seems to have finally pinned down what it is…
(I didn’t want to kill his server, so here’s article in it’s entirety.)
After years of health education in the renowned Cohasset Elementary / Middle / High School System, I know a thing or two about the female reproductive system. I can tell you all about your “ovaries,” your “labia,” your “uterus,” the corpus luteum, estrogen, and progesterone- the works… This excellent background led me, as if guided by God Himself, to notice something truly amazing:
Many of you are familiar with the “Tough Guy” image that truck companies try to create in their television commericals – with all the off-roading and drag-racing up hills with boats in tow (because there’s all that water at the top of hills)… Incidentally, most of what you see voids the warranty that comes with such vehicles… Anyway, I ask you how ‘macho’ a Dodge Ram can be when their emblem is basically the female reproductive system with nostrils:
There you have it, folks…That sassy emblem on the front of your 4 wheeled monstronsity is nothing more than the mysterious and downright seXXXy female reproductive organs. So….that thing got a Hemi?