Ah, Gran Moff Tarkin! Your sweet, loving voice is surely missed.
In related news, the Cassini space probe’s
preventative attack reconnaissance of Saturn and it’s moons has revealed the alarming possibility that the asteroid belt twixt Jupiter and Mars was once the rebel friendly planet Aldernaan. No, not really. But Saturn’s moon Mimas does a pretty good party imitation of the Death Star. (link goes to Astrobiology Magazine‘s informative and clever article on the subject)
Here’s a seXXXY and candid pic of Mima in natural light:
And here’s a comparison for the Star Wars challenged:
No word yet from the White House as to when we can expect to launch a rag tag mission of daring pilots in a hopeless suicide run against Mima’s awesome Weapon of Mass Destruction. My guess is Oct. That’d sure show those stupid Dumbocrats!