…Fear of this Battle Station and what it can do!!!

by alphamonkey on July 28, 2004 · 3 comments

in Audio Visual,News,Sci-Tech,Star Wars

Ah, Gran Moff Tarkin! Your sweet, loving voice is surely missed.

In related news, the Cassini space probe’s preventative attack reconnaissance of Saturn and it’s moons has revealed the alarming possibility that the asteroid belt twixt Jupiter and Mars was once the rebel friendly planet Aldernaan. No, not really.  But Saturn’s moon Mimas does a pretty good party imitation of the Death Star. (link goes to Astrobiology Magazine‘s informative and clever article on the subject)

Here’s a seXXXY and candid pic of Mima in natural light:

You may fire when ready.

And here’s a comparison for the Star Wars challenged:


No word yet from the White House as to when we can expect to launch a rag tag mission of daring pilots in a hopeless suicide run against Mima’s awesome Weapon of Mass Destruction.  My guess is Oct.  That’d sure show those stupid Dumbocrats! 

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    This is undeniable proof that Saturn has WMDs.  Plus I have evidence that they’ve been harboring Al Qaeda, though I can’t show you that evidence because it’s secret.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    Well I knew Reagan’s Star Wars innitiative would come in handy someday.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    And I like how that site inadvertently gives credit for the image of the Death Star to NASA/JPL.

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