by alphamonkey on July 1, 2004 · 6 comments
in Stupid People
Sometimes, your hobbies can become a little more than a quaint way to pass the time. This guy might be able to tell us a little about that. Thrill to the wonder of THE HOLE!!!
That makes me wish I wasn’t so lazy. I wanted to dig a hole like that so many times when I was a kid.
You wanted to build a sniper station to slaughter deer while browsing the Intraweb?
You sir, are fucking insane. No wonder you Moon People can’t manufacture a decent car, stereo, or bread maker.
No sir, we manufacture those goods perfectly well. They don’t happen to work in your insanely high gravity. Moon bread rises in just ten minutes, whereas your dense Earth bread takes all day to make one loaf.
Moon bread is nothing more than a misshapen lump of ‘near-bread’ fit only for smashing walnuts or the removal of pesky teeth.
As I mentioned, Moon bread is designed for the Moon’s gravity. In your freakishly high gravity, the bread is crushed into a dense rock.
If you MoonSissies had a little self-respect, you’d opt for the normal gravity that the rest of us non-wimps enjoy on a daily basis.
Previous post: Your eBay Highlight of the day
Next post: Rock me, Amadeus
You have been reading dadsbigplan. We are totally not responsible for any awesome that has splashed on you.