“I refer to him as my gimpy buddy…”

by The Good Reverend on July 20, 2004 · 3 comments

in Stupid People

I found this pretty humorous.  I did a google search with the terms “retarded” and “politically correct” to settle a dispute with a coworker, and found a gem for search result #1: a dissertation called “I hate retards”, from a website called BastardPowered.

Now, just the domain name alone compelled me to click.  I have been a denizen of the internet for many years now.  I’ve been to many-a-great site… some on Apache servers, others on Windows boxes, etc.  But what I’ve always searched for is that special site that ran on the perfect fuel – bastards.  An efficient, fast, reliable, clean-burning bastard-powered website.

And wow, “I hate retards”.. what a compelling essay.  Here’s my favorite bit:

And, to illustrate this point; I have a friend who had polio and is on crutches. I refer to him as my gimpy buddy and steal his crutches from him, just to be rotten. I have another friend with cerebral palsy who is stuck in a wheelchair. I like to unplug it, sometimes, and I even put 2X4’s in the spokes of his wheelchair, just for the fun of it.

This article is a real heartwarmer.  I can’t tell if this guy is taking a piss, or really is an idiot.  Entertaining either way.

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    He makes some good points.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com Davion

    Damn the dude is harsh.  I feel like a bastard just reading it.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    so what’s the choice? you ambigious bastard.

    oh oh sorry, I get so lonely when everyone else is throwing stones.

    I’m still trying to figure out how you are selfish for trying not to use a word that has some derogatory connotations. wait… damnit man you can’t denie someones god given ability and blue parking spot.

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