I found this pretty humorous. I did a google search with the terms “retarded” and “politically correct” to settle a dispute with a coworker, and found a gem for search result #1: a dissertation called “I hate retards”, from a website called BastardPowered.
Now, just the domain name alone compelled me to click. I have been a denizen of the internet for many years now. I’ve been to many-a-great site… some on Apache servers, others on Windows boxes, etc. But what I’ve always searched for is that special site that ran on the perfect fuel – bastards. An efficient, fast, reliable, clean-burning bastard-powered website.
And wow, “I hate retards”.. what a compelling essay. Here’s my favorite bit:
And, to illustrate this point; I have a friend who had polio and is on crutches. I refer to him as my gimpy buddy and steal his crutches from him, just to be rotten. I have another friend with cerebral palsy who is stuck in a wheelchair. I like to unplug it, sometimes, and I even put 2X4’s in the spokes of his wheelchair, just for the fun of it.
This article is a real heartwarmer. I can’t tell if this guy is taking a piss, or really is an idiot. Entertaining either way.