I’m a big fan of the folks over at Gizmodo due to their highlighting of all the cool new geek toys that I can’t possibly afford on my coffeemonkey salary. But this one? I dunno…
Looks kinda snazzy, don’t it? Would you care to know what it is?
It’s a SmartKlamp: the Single-Use, Automatic Circumcision machine.
(this site is NFSW but only in a Learning Channel / Medical Photo kinda way)
And no…it’s not a joke.
To paraphrase the gent who wrote up the Gizmodo article, I’m all for machines, but there ain’t no way I’m sticking my trusty pal in a tube full of knives.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I find the idea of a Bris-O-Matic more than a little disturbing. I mean, whatever happened to the warm, human touch in medicine? Wouldn’t you rather tend to your baby’s member-mutilating means with an actual doctor?
But don’t forget to check out the promotional video!!!