TV killed the probation officer… Cocaine ruined my bitch…

by alphamonkey on July 29, 2004 · 1 comment

in Miscellany

imageShe was just a dumb bitch, but the doctors told us she had ADD. They gave her the crazy pill and she became a junky. Her life changed forever after that.

Her brother was smoking PCP one night and decided to shoot me while I was pissing in the field behind my shop. He missed me, so he shot his girlfriend instead… Cracked out chick bleeding everywhere and cops on the way. I tried to get her crack but she was screaming and bleeding and the sirens were getting louder… long story… My cholo buddies saved me in the end.

As you can see, she still has issues….

My bitch

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    *sigh* That’s it, HoB. We’re taking your TV time away this week.

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