Yet Another Bush Admin. Happy Accident

by alphamonkey on July 9, 2004 · 13 comments

in News,Politics

According to this Reuters article, a portion of George W. Bush’s service records were destroyed while ‘trying to update records’ back in 1997.  Which portion of the records, you ask? Well, the portion that would prove or disprove that Bush fufilled his service requirements in 1973. I call Bullshit on this. Why is this the first anyone has heard of those records being destroyed? There has been no mention of them being destroyed during any of the innumerably news cycles this story has gone through.

ARGLEBARGLE!!! $@#R$*!@#$!~!!!!

So, in honor of this occasion, I present to you a Transbuddha first*: Caption the following photo of Bush and a small child.

No, you won’t win anything…but you’ll feel better about yourself knowing we love you.

(* no, it’s not really a first. More like a third)

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  • .alphamonkey.

    “It’s real easy, Mr. Pres’dent! Just sing this song, it goes like ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’: ‘ABCDEFG….’”

  • Shadow Stalker

    “Daddy says you’re a shit head.  What does that mean?”

  • Call Me Betty

    Whats that sweety, he has chemical weapons?

  • Shadow Stalker

    “Stop blowing in my ear, damnit, I done tol’ you once!”

  • .alphamonkey.

    “You heard what I said, you monkey-faced retard. I’m gonna punch your lights out.”

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    “Why do you want me to spill my apple juice on that stack of papers, mister?”


    “Don’t mess with me, my daddy works for haliburton”

  • Shadow Stalker

    “All operatives are in place for the War on Literacy sir!”

  • .alphamonkey.

    “Does it bother you that I have a higher reading level than you?”

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    “I don’t care what you say sir, my daddy is an American”

  • .alphamonkey.

    “Danny’s not here, Mr. Bush. REDRUM! REDRUM!”

  • .alphamonkey.

    “Miss’er Pres’dent, does that white Pixie dust make you fly?”

  • Thundarr

    “My daddy was killed in Iraq, and my mommy lost her job, and we’re being kicked out on the street, can’t you please help us?”

    “Heh, heh don’t worry my sweet potato blossom….mmmm that’s a pretty dress you’re wearing sweet peach….and you’re legs are so smooth…….whisper in my ear and call me daddy!”

  • Shadow Stalker

    George W. Bush was shocked today to find that his wife, Laura, had been attacked by a weapon of mass reduction.  “All I can say,” quipped the President, “is that Jenny Craig better watch her ass.  The axis of evil has room for one more.”

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