August 2004

Remember Devastatin’ Dave the Turntable Slave?

Of course you do.

I recently discovered that Dave Devastated the Turntable people and led a slave revolt, only to be ambushed and enslaved again.  Now he is a Cyberslave.  Yes, Dave is back, and he’s Devastatin’ like he never quit (which, according to his bio, he never did).

Dave has been very busy, Slaving away at his Turntables.  Fed up with the lack of artistic control and grueling tour schedule, not to mention the pervasive drug scene, against which Dave has clearly Zip Zap Rapped, Dave said, “Lata’ fools!” to the mainstream record labels.  Applying his trademark brand of perseverance and ingenuity, Dave retreated to The Devastatin’ Cave and formed his own record label.  His new album, entitled “Havin a Dream,” features the high quality cover art we’ve come to expect from The Devastater.

Quite frankly, I’m ashiver with excitement.  With songs such as, “Gettin it off (her chest!),” and “Praise Daze,” I know this is going to be one of the best albums I’ve ever heard.  Devastate on, Dave.


I Love Her

by mrcookieface on August 30, 2004 · 0 comments

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Bjork Discusses her new album.image

It’s instrument free, for your protection.

Due to hit stores on 8/31.  Oh my!



by mrcookieface on August 30, 2004 · 3 comments

in Audio Visual

I hope your Monday isn’t as rough as this guy’s.


The snowball effectimage

I soooo want this!  I’m not much of a gamer, but the Japanese Katamai Damacy looks like loads of fun.

You start off as a small ball, roll around, and collect things like dice, lipstick, and sticks of gum, until you get big enough to collect spatulas, cigars, & flowers, and then you get bigger, and bigger, and bigger.

Check out the video of the game during play.

It’d be worth it to buy if only for the intro alone.

You can find more vids on the media page.  It’s due to hit the American market for the Playstation2 on 9/21.


I’m done.image

There is nothing more on the internet that could shock me.



Holy crap!  When is this film finally going to make it to America?!


Here we can see the droppings of the Bureaucratis Buffoonis in one of his natural habitats, the Transit Authority.stop sign

Found at Satan’s Laundromat


It’s official.  The government of Iran has just sanctioned the first rock band from a Western infidel country, giving them full rights to release their albums to the Iranian public.  And what band, you might ask, was conservative enough, bland enough… Los Lonely Boys -enough, to merit the blessing of such a Islamic fundamentalist theocracy?…Conservative soft rock/pop band, Queen

Queen.  Yep.  Kick-ass, flamboyently gay Queen.

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No videos in this post, no clever text.  I simply must offer up the hypothesis to the Transbuddhist community that Tom Brokaw has a most unhealthy love for World War II and its veterans.  I open it up to the group for discussion.. you can read the full article if you want, but I guarantee you it’s just drunken rambling and will be a waste of your time, much like Tom Brokaw.

Quit making money on my dead great grandpa, Tom

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imageMy favorite online comic strip.