And now, a touching moment

by alphamonkey on August 11, 2004 · 8 comments

in News,Politics

We’ve spent a lot of time and energy slagging on President Dillweed Bush. But maybe we’ve been unfair in our characterization of him as a dim, evil, callous bastard.

In the spirit of equal time, here’s a lovely photo of President Bush and Arizona Senator John McCain (who just lost about 1000 respect points in my book).  It’s caption time again!Bush Has Bitch Tits

My contribution:

Bob had bitch tits.

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  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    At a campagin stop in Arizona President Bush announces his plan to start acting like a real republican.

  • Thundarr

    I’ll meet you back in the room in 5 minutes…. Mr. President.

  • The Good Reverend

    “Alright George, that poke you feel in your ribs is the muzzle of Desert Eagle, 9.0, with a hair trigger.  You’re gonna keep smiling and waving, and then we’re going to walk, nice and easy, off the stage.  You are then going to release a statement that you are dropping out of the race and ceding the Republican nomination to me.  Eight months in a Viet Cong prison camp, and you think I’m gonna let some dumbshit prissy little rich kid steal my thunder?  Fuck that, boy-o.  Fuck that!  Don’t mess with a Vet.  You ready?  Nice and easy now.. start walking, bitch.”

  • Shadow Stalker

    Oh shit, is this how you do the Heimlich?

  • Martheeny

    “No, that’s *not* a roll of quarters in my pocket and yes I *am* happy to see you.”

  • Shadow Stalker


    Calvin Klein

  • Shadow Stalker

    “What, are you going faggot?”

  • Shadow Stalker

    “And you are healed!  Praise Jesus!”

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