Black Metal : Music of the Devil or Just Plain Dumb?

by alphamonkey on August 19, 2004 · 9 comments

in Stupid People

Answer: DUMBI'm totally evil and my fly is open

While this should be a Fat Free Link, I feel compelled to post at least one picture from this awesome list of theTop 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics. Though that title is a misnomer as it implies there are Black Metal band pictures that aren’t ridiculous. 

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  • mrcookieface

    That there’s some funny shit.

  • Shadow Stalker

    His fly’s open.

  • .alphamonkey.

    That would explain the ‘alt’ tag that reads: “I’m totally evil and my fly is open”

  • Shadow Stalker

    You win this round, Monkeyboy!

  • The Good Reverend

    I’m a fairly pacifistic person, but some people’s asses should be kicked just on principle.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Pacifistic? Is that like a hippie fetish or something? Screw that! Violence solves A LOT.

  • Shadow Stalker

    Alcohol creates conflict, guns resolve conflict.

  • liam

    aye that bloke looks stupid, but then he is a member of immortal, the dumbest looking black metal band going.

    at least black metal musicians only appear on stage and in photoshoots in these weird outfits & makeup – they accept it’s part of the act, unlike members of r&b and indie/garage rock bands, who go round in real life dressed in ridiculous sportswear & bling, or looking like a rich student who’s tried to dress down & scruffy to retain some working class credibility.
    you look at silenoz from dimmu borgir in an interview, he’s wearing jeans and a tshirt, he’s not trying to be anything.

    check out members of franz ferdinand, dressed like quirky schoolboys, or any other modern day indie band trying so hard to be fashionable – in a few years they will look dated and ridiculous in their pictures & videos.

    at least black metal musicians can say “well, it’s part of the act” when accused of looking stupid.
    most other musicians would have to admit they have the mentality of a 14 year old schoolgirl and dress however their friends and magazines tell them too!

  • .alphamonkey.

    Dear emo/alt rockers & rappers,

    oh, snap!

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