It puts the lotion on it’s skin…

by ShadowStalker on August 22, 2004 · 1 comment

in Stupid People

Speaking of The Silence of the Lambs, who doesn’t long for a human suit now and then?  But between digging a hole in the basement, kidnapping fat girls, and raising exotic moths, there’s just no time left for sewing and taking the dog for a walk.That’s why I opt for synthetics to fulfill my nude suit needs.  I know, it’s not as authentic and supple as well-lotioned skin peeled from a portly sorority girl, but the no muss no fuss solution of a knit nude suit fits my busy lifestyle.  Avoid the rotting flesh smell, the flies, the strange looks at the dry cleaners!  Strut your stuff in broad daylight without drawing the attention of meddling police!  These knit suits are so lifelike, that I can’t post pictures of them.  Instead, see how the knit suits offer infinite variety over the skin kind:


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