Oh sure they got one guy to back track, but did ya see the dateline special??? He certainly has all the pre-requisites to be a politician in this country. If he goes on to win this election, I’m going to take action – that’s right… It will prove my suspicion that we as Americans are too stupid to elect our own officials. It will be time for a communist America ran by me â€“ Harvestor of Bondo. My policies?
– Let fags marry. Who cares? They don’t hurt anybody and most of em are pretty cool.
– Abortion… Let the people decide.
– No welfare. No HMOs – we get it on Canadian style. No government programs.
– 3 strikes and your out? Fuck that. 2 strikes and you get laid out on an electric bed – naked.
– Defense spending. The only thing we get taxed on. And we get nukes again… Lots of em.
– Close the borders. We go to war, we start deporting…
– Registered democrats get automatically drafted into the military – see how they like it then…
– All current local and federal politicians get sent off to reservations.
– I think I’ll buy Mexico too… just so my fellow chicanos can enjoy the fruits of my new government.
Of course, I’m still fine polishing my policies but I’m off to a good start. I think most of you guys are screwed…