Transbuddha Exclusive!! (not really)

by The Good Reverend on August 12, 2004 · 2 comments

in Announcements,News,Sci-Tech

Quoted from the article at Xinhua news agency…

BEIJING, Aug.12 (Xinhuanet)—Russian scientists said they have discovered the wreck of an alien device at the site of an unexplained explosion in Siberia almost a hundred years ago, China Daily reported today, citing the Interfax news agency as the source.

The scientists, who belong to the Tunguska space phenomenon public state fund, said they found the remains of an extra-terrestrial device that allegedly crashed near the Tunguska river in Siberia in 1908.

Personally, I think the aliens are among us and posing as gay-ass 2004 Olympic mascots.

Okay, so my crap detector is usually set to “orange”, but this is fresh off the wire so I had to post it.  That way, if it does end up being the most amazing discovery in human history, and you are asked by your grandkids over a hot cup of gruel during lunchbreak in Anal Probe Studies Cell Block C in the Alien Slave Labor Camps on Remulak 5, just where you were when you first heard the news, you will always remember your friends at Transbuddha… and forever kick yourself for not having sent money and sworn allegiance to your friendly neighborhood Good Reverend as he tried to form an effective Resistance Movement to counter the Alien Invasion.

Oops.. lunch break’s over.  How’s that cold metal probe feel?  You miserly bastard.

(thanks to LordStrange for the find)

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  • LordStrange

    Your assumption that the probe is “cold” and “metal” is false. All the aliens I know warm their fleshy plastic “Humaprobes®” in their own indescribable orifice(s) before insertion in the human subject.

    PS: I found the link on Drudge.

  • The Good Reverend

    I hear that on their home planet it has become quite the teen fad to wear humaprobe medallions around their necks.

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