by mrcookieface on August 2, 2004 · 9 comments
Finally. Votive candles for men.
*auuugh* oh, yeah…..set us up the bacon.
The bacon candle doesn’t look very bacony. Does it really smell like bacon? If I got one, I’d probably try to eat it one hungover morning while I was still half asleep.
Make sure it’s not lit before you start munching, Jihad!
I’m not going to make that mistake again.
So that’s what those sores on your mouth were!
What exactly is the scent of lettuce?
I love the smell of lettuce in the mornin’. Smells like… victory.
If lettuce is truly the scent of love is a head of lettuce an appropriate gift for your anniversary?
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