Beating terrorism, the picture book

by The Good Reverend on September 3, 2004 · 3 comments

in Announcements

Some clever fellows decided to take the images from some govt. terrorism information sites and fill in their own captions.  Umm.. that pretty much sums it up.  Pics’ll take you to the site.

In completed unrelated news, for my KC peeps – KMFDM is coming to Grand Emporium!  Anyone interested?  Hot militant chicks, so Zolar, I know you’re game!

Time travel is an excellent option after a terrorist attack. Remember, you must reach exactly 88 mph and hit the dangling power line in order for the flux capacitor to operate properly.

Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards.

Thanks to LordStrange for the find.

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  • .alphamonkey.

    Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards

    Yah, GR can attest to that. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten the sobbing phone call about the anonymous swarthy man who just wouldn’t call…

  • The Good Reverend

    “swarthy man who wouldn’t call”?  But you call all the time, Alpha.

  • .alphamonkey.

    By no stretch of the imagination could I ever be considered “swarthy”, GR.  My fish-belly whiteness makes your Aryan skin look like George Hamilton’s luggage by comparison.

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