Breaking news:  The Twinkie Dare

by The Good Reverend on September 17, 2004 · 10 comments

in Announcements,Diversions

A brave soul at my place of employment, in front of a live audience of coworkers, just consumed a twinkie that had been sitting, out of its wrapper and cut in half (to let it breathe a bit), on a plate for 30 days.  Full story and video footage to follow as it becomes available.

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  • mrcookieface

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  • mrcookieface

    I just threw up in Davion‘s mouth a little.

  • FlyBoy311

    Damn… thats likely to give someone super twinkie powers or something… quick! someone call marvel! we could all have the rights to a new superhero on our hands!

  • Al

    he should be fine with the number of e numbers in a twinky and preservatives it would just be a bit dry.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    Actually, you are correct – the twinkie eerily did not rot or age one bit.  It just got hard and stale.

    I have a new conspiracy theory – Dick Clark is made of twinkie.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    It’s the Lazarus Long of snack food.  A true triumph of modern science over the communist plot to deconstruct all that is good and sacred.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com Davion

    So are we ever going to see this video?  Or is this another one of those sermons?

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    The video was shot by the video production people at work on Friday afternoon.  Forgive me for not asking them to work over the weekend to get me the footage.  Yes, you’ll see the damn video.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com Davion

    Is it ready now?

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    Wow, this dare was so huge it made the company that makes Twinkies declare bankruptcy!

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