Hey, George! Guess where your WMDs are!

by alphamonkey on September 12, 2004 · 3 comments

in News

Since earlier this morning, the newswires have been reporting a 2.5 mile wide mushroom cloud that was sighting in the Yanggang provice of North Korea, near the Chinese border. Most of the article above goes on and on about how it ‘wasn’t a nuclear test’, but no other explanation is given beyond that it was ‘probably an accident’.  Some officials think that the accident was Cajun Style related

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    I bet every South Korean shit his or her pants.  It would be like Mexico gaining nuclear capability, then asking if we’ve seen a place called El Paso that they misplaced awhile back.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I dunno. I’m not willing to hold Vicente Fox up to Kim Jong II in the ‘batshit crazy dictator’ contest.  I think all Mexico would do is politely ask us to burn each and every Taco Bell to the ground.  I say, burn, baby, burn!

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    But, but, we were just blowing up a mountain!!!


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