How to drive fast on drugs while getting your wing-wang squeeze and not spill your drink

by alphamonkey on September 9, 2004 · 0 comments

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A great reminder of P.J. O’Rouke’s beautiful comedic ability from way back in the Day. (Via Harvard Lampoon)From the article:

“Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you’re half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose, and a teen-age lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you’re going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban sidestreet. You’d have to watch the entire Mexican air force crash-land in a liquid petroleum gas storage facility to match this kind of thrill.”


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