Who decides on hurricane names?Would you be afraid of a guy named Francis? What kind of a dick at the National Weather Service named a hurricane Francis? Talk about adding insult to injury. Not only was your home destroyed, but it was destroyed by Francis the Foppish Hurricane.
Maybe this is part of some PR campaign for hurricanes trying to make them friendlier, less destructive sounding. “Get the kids, Francis is coming!” “Oh, should I put out some tea?”
I see a long line of wimpy, effeminate hurricanes coming. Hurricane Petunia, Hurricane Rainbow, Hurricane Teddy, Hurricane Candi (with an ‘i’, Hurricane Davion. They should name hurricanes after American Gladiators, Hurricane Lazer, Hurricane Blaze. I don’t actually remember the American Gladiators, but I do remember they had tough, scary names like that. Maybe they should name them after famous historical figures. I know I’d be afraid of a Hurricane Nixon.