Proving once again that Florida is America’s official Dumpter of Stupidity, a Pensacola man decided that the best way to deal with a litter of puppies was to shoot them one by one. After three of his brethren went down, one puppy decided he’d had enough, so he shot that son of a bitch.
(Biscuit knew his street cred was through the roof at the shelter.)
Let’s ignore for a moment the terrible cruelty inherent in a man’s decision to execute puppies. I’d rather focus on the fact that he had to explain to the hospital doctors that he’d been shot by a puppy. Since every gunshot wound means notifying the police, he then gets his ass handed an animal cruelty felony!
Sweet, sweet Justice.