Peace Train derailed at US border.

by alphamonkey on September 22, 2004 · 2 comments

in Politics,Stupid People

Hippie favorite Cat Stevens (known from the last 30 years as Yusuf Islam) is to be deported from the US after being removed from his London to D.C. flight.  Apparently, the song “Wild World” is now considered a WMD.  No word yet on whether military forces will now converge on Eric Carmen for his crimes against humanity. The retarded bit about this whole affair is that Stevens was in the US in May of this year to promote some re-issue discs and a new concert DVD.

Wow, look at that dreamy, dreamy man. American women must be protected!

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  • Shadow Stalker

    So “The cat’s in the cradle” is some kind of terrorist code for weapons delivery?

  • .alphamonkey.

    Only if you consider Harry Chapin a weapon.

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