All this talk of polling has gone to my brain! I’ve got polling fever!We’ve been discussing how inaccurate election polls are, because they are skewed by population selection, misleading questions, sloppy recording techniques, or the fact that statistics is just a big joke mathematicians like to play on lesser beings. Well forget all that, because Transbuddha Industries has put together a poll that is guaranteed to be 100% accurate with a 0.5 margin of error, provided the resulting data are modelled on two choice vectors using a Gaussian fit (subject to delta convolution).
Answer it here. Don’t worry, no one will see your vote (much like the real election), and I’m not even sure that I could see if I wanted to. But I don’t. So go vote. Unlike namby-pamby democratic elections, this one is open to all citizens of our free and glorious world, regardless of age, citizenship, or gender. Take that, Constitution.