Poll Crazy

by ShadowStalker on September 23, 2004 · 7 comments

in Entertainment,Politics

All this talk of polling has gone to my brain!  I’ve got polling fever!We’ve been discussing how inaccurate election polls are, because they are skewed by population selection, misleading questions, sloppy recording techniques, or the fact that statistics is just a big joke mathematicians like to play on lesser beings.  Well forget all that, because Transbuddha Industries has put together a poll that is guaranteed to be 100% accurate with a 0.5 margin of error, provided the resulting data are modelled on two choice vectors using a Gaussian fit (subject to delta convolution).

Answer it here. Don’t worry, no one will see your vote (much like the real election), and I’m not even sure that I could see if I wanted to.  But I don’t.  So go vote. Unlike namby-pamby democratic elections, this one is open to all citizens of our free and glorious world, regardless of age, citizenship, or gender.  Take that, Constitution.

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  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    I decided to vote for Bush. I say we burn this bitch down and get it over with. Let the man run the country for another 4-50 years. Let him have it, let him waste it, lets move on.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I’m just going to write in “Atticus Finch” like I always do.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    Wasn’t he the butler on the Addam’s Family?  Well he’s got everything I want in a leader.  He’s tall, doesn’t speak much, does his job well, and certainly has family values.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    That was Lurch, you dumbass. 

    Welcome back, btw.

  • LordStrange

    Here’s a fun and appearantly accurate alternative to polling: Presidential Mask Sales

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    That’s interesting under normal circumstances, but who wants to deliberately look like John Kerry?

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    I hear that the bookies have a good inside line on this one. I’ll have to research what line that Vegas is giving this election.

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