The Amazing Technicolor Haircut

by ShadowStalker on September 6, 2004 · 5 comments

in Announcements,Sexuality

I got a new haircut today. My wife took one look at it and said, “Oh, he made you gay.”haircutSo apparently I’m now playing for the other team.  I don’t know how I missed the induction ceremony.  There was that twenty minutes when I blacked out after drinking a “fabulously super” cocktail that the stylist mixed for me, after which I woke up in the back of the salon with my pants around my ankles and something dripping down my leg, but that happens all the time.

So how do I do this?  Do I need to come out officially, or will my hair spread the word for me? Alpha, you get first dibs, but if anybody’s looking for hot guy on guy action, I guess I’m in the market.  I’m here, I’m queer, I’ll have to get used to it.

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  • .alphamonkey.

    Can I use your gay-man’s William Sonoma discount?

  • Shadow Stalker

    The American Association of Gay Persons will hunt me down if I let a breeder use my gay card.  We’ll go tonight.

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    Oh come on, once your hair dries it should look fine. But, if you are switching teams (you are a college student and a scientist, so it may simply be an experimental phase) can I have all your manly stuff?

  • .alphamonkey.

    His manly stuff? You mean like his knitting needles?

  • The Good Reverend

    Actually, I believe asking for “all his manly stuff” was some sort of proposition. 

    Damn, guys, let’s keep this a family site.

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