I got a new haircut today. My wife took one look at it and said, “Oh, he made you gay.”So apparently I’m now playing for the other team. I don’t know how I missed the induction ceremony. There was that twenty minutes when I blacked out after drinking a “fabulously super” cocktail that the stylist mixed for me, after which I woke up in the back of the salon with my pants around my ankles and something dripping down my leg, but that happens all the time.
So how do I do this? Do I need to come out officially, or will my hair spread the word for me? Alpha, you get first dibs, but if anybody’s looking for hot guy on guy action, I guess I’m in the market. I’m here, I’m queer, I’ll have to get used to it.