The Best Music Video…EVAR!

by The Good Reverend on September 10, 2004 · 10 comments

in Audio Visual,Music Videos

Being the spiritual advisor for Transbuddha, I try to maintain a certain purity, as any long-time readers can attest to. {ahem} What!  No, really!But then along comes this video.

I’m sorry, I generally don’t post masturbatory aids – there are plenty of sites doing that.  But I just love this video too much not to share it with the world.  This video is my new conception of Heaven.

<aside to God>God, if you are indeed all-knowing, then you know where I’m going with this – I know heaven is supposed to be spiritual lovey-doveyness, Cosmic Oneness, Beings of Light and all that.  To hell with being a Being of Light! O YHWH let my good deeds on Earth be rewarded by an eternity spent in the aerobics room of this video (minus the guy, please).</aside>

This is the hottest assemblage of women I’ve ever seen.  I watched it probably 8 times the first day.  I will apologize right now to all women reading this – I’m being shallow.  I don’t care.  And here’s a news flash – all guys think this way.  Yep.  We’re shallow – some are just hiding it better than others.  Consider me a beacon of truth.  We are all wired this way – it is millions of years of evolution that has brought us to the point where I am sitting at my desk, stunned, powerless at the mercy of a group of gorgeous women in 80s style aerobics gear doing dirty, dirty things.  God be praised! Forever and ever.  Amen.

Men, Lesbians.  Your moment of Zen.

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  • The Good Reverend

    There is NOTHING wrong with the 80s, done right, Cananopie.  And this video was done right! smile

  • Shadow Stalker

    You’ve got to be kidding me.

    If you’re going to post stuff like this, you might as well go for the real stuff instead of teasing us with diet porn.  If they can show it on VH1, it’s not that daring.

    This is a real sexy music video.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Let me just state that SS’s video is NSFW.

    And fairly dumb.

  • Shadow Stalker

    I didn’t say it was from the NY Times.

  • The Good Reverend

    I am insulted that you would even put that Carmen Electra vid even in the same universe of comparison.  My vid is orders of magnitude hotter.  It’s like comparing the center of the sun with a zippo.

    First off, Carmen Electra is not hot.  She is already well known, and just seems dumb as a rock, with zero sexiness for a personality.  When a girl is revealed to be nothing of worth but looks, she loses hot status in my book.  With the girls in my vid, at least they aren’t well known – I can pretend they are marine biology majors with a razor sharp sardonic wit.

    Secondly, sex appeal is all about showing a lot, but not all.  Girls in retro aerobics outfits simulating sex to house choonz is fucking hot as hell.  A naked woman bouncing her tits around while pretending (poorly) to play guitar is just sad.

    I actually could not watch this whole video.  I was afraid that the sad, pathetic gesticulations of the women in it would somehow damage my libido.

    I hope you were kidding, SS.

  • Shadow Stalker

    The girls in your video are neither attractive, charming, intelligent, nor nude.  Is it arousing? Sure, a tiny bit in a voyeuristic way.  But if I want to see that I can go look at Maxim or Cosmo in a grocery store.  I know the Carmen Electra video isn’t good, I only said it was sexy (and it was the first thing I could think of).  If I want to have a conversation with someone, I care about their personality, but if I want to have a fantasy about pictures of someone I’ll never ever meet, I don’t give two shits what they’re like on the inside.  Call me shallow.

  • .alphamonkey.


    Not saying you’re not correct, but you asked.

  • The Good Reverend

    This begs the question… If the aerobics girls are not attractive, then who do you find attractive?  I have been told my beauty standards are through the roof, but you have obviously captured the high ground on me. smile

  • Shadow Stalker

    Just me, baby. Just me.

  • The Good Reverend

    haha any Bruce Campbell quote is an acceptable answer by me.

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