What happens when you taser a bull?

by mrcookieface on September 9, 2004 · 8 comments

in Audio Visual,Diversions


I was going to put this under the cruel category, but cows are basically just meat machines, right?  Besides, it didn’t seem to really slow down the beast much.

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  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    OMG. I know that it shouldn’t be funny, but damn it’s funny.

  • mrcookieface

    I like how it says on the taser not for human use.

    Like, there’s some guy that’s going to go around zapping animals all the time.

    Oh wait.  That’s why I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.  Too bad.  I love to make the monkeys dance!

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    ZolarCzakl and K gave me a pair of Hulk Hands for my birthday last year. On the bottom of them they state:

    For Fantasy Play Use Only! Do not use to strike people, animals, or objects!

    So, what the hell am I allowed to pound on with these monsters? Nothing!

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    I think the Hulk Hands are for fighting more abstract concepts, like oppression or racism or something.  If Hulk was nothing else he was an intellectual.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Mostly I’ve just been fighting the terrible shame of gingivitis, but maybe Tyranny would be a little sexier.

  • mrcookieface

    Haha.  I guess you’re delegated to pounding public buildings.

    “Damn you, post office!” *smash*

    “Damn you, DMV!” *smash*

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    I think those would count as objects.  They make the noise if you shake them really hard though, so he just has to stand around shaking his big, green fists at the world.  Very Hulk-like if you ask me.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    I find this hard to masturbate to.

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