October 2004

As the judge says I’m not allowed to go out and scare kids anymore, I tend to stick around the homefront and do the scary movie bit for Halloween.  Hop over to the forums and weigh in on your favorite scarefests. kiss kiss!

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It’s that time, kiddies.  I hope everyone is getting their freaks, scares, chills, boos, and scream on to the appropriate degree. In the spirit of this, the finest of holidays, I present to you the complete works of H.P. Lovecraft, the hands-down king of skin-crawling horror.

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He’s arrogant, crass, cruel…..image

….critical, callous, insightful, and incredibly well-spoken.  Why does he make me laugh so much?

Gasp with me, on his diatribe against Mother Theresa, and click the pic for his fierce opinions against humanity in general.  God bless him.

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The Stranger has your low-cost high scares solution!Ooooooh! Scary, scary stuff!

That’s right it’s a Florida Electronic Touch-Screen Voting Machine!

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I just don’t understand what’s going on.  Today, yet another famous footballer collapsed on the pitch, in front of a packed stadium, and died of heart failure.  Fans of the game may recall that less than a year ago, Miklos Feher suffered the same fate, the shocking footage of which I posted here.

Rest in Peace, Serginho.

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Where was the intervention?

by The Good Reverend on October 28, 2004 · 3 comments

in Uncategorized

This has to be one of the best pranks I’ve ever heard of.  So as to preserve the story so my grandkids can one day be steeped in the tradition of completely humiliating one’s own best friends, I have copied the story, from stagsandhens.com, below…

Swedish Skipper

Check out the picture – nothing unusual. Now read this:

In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his Stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night, unlike the typical British Stag night where it’s all arranged beforehand and everyone goes out, gets drunk and hires a stripper.

The Swedes do it different. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy and go do something funny – and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they pasted a false “skippers-beard” on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day.

Much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to him at all. In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden.

Imagine the grooms horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him only to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair … neither did friend two … nor three … or four …

Now check out the false beard again …

I just want to thank Davion at this time.  When we were 18, we all went out drinking one night.  By the end of night, I was so hammered on gin and juice that I was laying in my friend’s backseat, head out the back driver’s side door, throwing up into the parking lot.  When the gang came out to the car, in my semi-conscious state I could hear the debate raging – should I be stripped naked, crowned with a ladies’ wig, tied to a picnic chair, and left in my friends’ parents’ front lawn?  Davion was a true friend and made sure I was not to be awakened the next morning by the automatic sprinkler system and shocked neighbor kids’ screams.

Thank you, Dav.  If only The Skipper had been so lucky.

thanks to Dragonslayer from Dragon Head Almost Destroyed Me for the link

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An absolutely maddening little Flash gameimage

This game frustrates and enrages me.  I hate everybody.

Have fun!

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by alphamonkey on October 28, 2004

in News

imageBeck would be proud. He’s following the white dust trail and hoping FONDA is at the end of it… That, or a soccer ball.

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Something I didn’t expect to see todayimage

I’m not trying to be partisan or anything.  We’ve all made the gesture before, but click on the pic for a video of Bush during a TV rehearsal during his governor days.

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Introducing the hot, steamy action of

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Thanks to Wes for the findA union so wrong.. but sooo right!  “When Church Met State!”

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Thanks to Wes for the find

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